April 2012
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NEW BLOG ALERT →
I KEEP TOO MANY BLOGS & I WRITE TOO LITTLE. Watch me riot in the kitchen at my new cooking diary.
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March 2012
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January 2012
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December 2011
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ADVENTURES OF 2 GUYS, 1 GIRL AND A PET HAMSTER:... →
Your new year resolutions make you look stupid. 2guys1girl1hamster: I apologize for my absence: my life had been temporarily consumed by work, love and other disasters. In truth I didn’t think I would take this blog very far, given my attention span akin to a park squirrel so let’s just celebrate the fact that I haven’t forgotten my tumblr account password…
Dec 31st
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“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman (via youre-all-fucking-mad )
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November 2011
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October 2011
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Oct 16th
“You used to be able to tell the difference between hipsters and homeless people....”
– Chuck Klosterman
Oct 15th
“The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your...”
– Oscar Wilde
Oct 15th
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Oct 11th
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Adventures of 2 Guys, A Girl & A Pet Hamster: If... →
2guys1girl1hamster: Mark Zuckerberg will never be able to comprehend the extent of disruption he caused when he created Facebook. Not because The Man has raped social media for all it’s worth to sell you more things you don’t need. It’s because he single-handedly made being newly Single so much harder than it…
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The Adventures of 2 Guys, A Girl & A Hamster →
The chronicles of a girl’s misadventures as she (drunkenly) maneuvers through the dark tsetse fly-infested swampy marshes of Singlehood with her animal friend Julius Caesar. Read my blog & ‘like’ it on Facebook to keep up with my vapid musings, melodrama & madness.
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Adventures of 2 Guys, A Girl & A Pet Hamster: STAY... →
2guys1girl1hamster: There really is nothing more therapeutic after a long week at work than a night out in a club so hip it hurts. Of course, nothing is also more painful than blowing through your money, determined to get pissed whilst listening to ass beats and watching ugly strangers hook up. Shit can get…
Oct 9th
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Oct 8th
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Adventures of 2 Guys, A Girl & A Pet Hamster: If... →
I got a new hair cut. And also a new blog. 2guys1girl1hamster: Someone I dated said that once to me. I know, sorry mom I bang the worst dudes. He was a jerk so I chopped my locks off anyway. I’m not usually one of those girls. Y’know, the kind who shaves their head post-break up. But I woke up this morning and decided to ctrl-xed my hair and dye it…
Oct 8th
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