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December 2011
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ADVENTURES OF 2 GUYS, 1 GIRL AND A PET HAMSTER:... →
Your new year resolutions make you look stupid. 2guys1girl1hamster: I apologize for my absence: my life had been temporarily consumed by work, love and other disasters. In truth I didn’t think I would take this blog very far, given my attention span akin to a park squirrel so let’s just celebrate the fact that I haven’t forgotten my tumblr account password…
Dec 31st
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“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman (via youre-all-fucking-mad )
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November 2011
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October 2011
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“You used to be able to tell the difference between hipsters and homeless people....”
– Chuck Klosterman
Oct 15th
“The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your...”
– Oscar Wilde
Oct 15th
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Oct 11th
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Adventures of 2 Guys, A Girl & A Pet Hamster: If... →
2guys1girl1hamster: Mark Zuckerberg will never be able to comprehend the extent of disruption he caused when he created Facebook. Not because The Man has raped social media for all it’s worth to sell you more things you don’t need. It’s because he single-handedly made being newly Single so much harder than it…
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The Adventures of 2 Guys, A Girl & A Hamster →
The chronicles of a girl’s misadventures as she (drunkenly) maneuvers through the dark tsetse fly-infested swampy marshes of Singlehood with her animal friend Julius Caesar. Read my blog & ‘like’ it on Facebook to keep up with my vapid musings, melodrama & madness.
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Adventures of 2 Guys, A Girl & A Pet Hamster: STAY... →
2guys1girl1hamster: There really is nothing more therapeutic after a long week at work than a night out in a club so hip it hurts. Of course, nothing is also more painful than blowing through your money, determined to get pissed whilst listening to ass beats and watching ugly strangers hook up. Shit can get…
Oct 9th
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Oct 8th
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Adventures of 2 Guys, A Girl & A Pet Hamster: If... →
I got a new hair cut. And also a new blog. 2guys1girl1hamster: Someone I dated said that once to me. I know, sorry mom I bang the worst dudes. He was a jerk so I chopped my locks off anyway. I’m not usually one of those girls. Y’know, the kind who shaves their head post-break up. But I woke up this morning and decided to ctrl-xed my hair and dye it…
Oct 8th
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“Men always want to be a woman’s first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We...”
– Oscar Wilde (via girlinlondon)
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“We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief...”
– David Sedaris
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“Time for masturbation and then some more crying myself to bed. Tears =...”
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“Starved for affection, terrified of abandonment, I began to wonder if sex was...”
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“There’s a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I’m too...”
– Charles Bukowski
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“Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody...”
– George Bernard Shaw
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August 2011
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“I love you also means I love you more than anyone loves you, or has loved you,...”
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“…and when you meet someone and fall in love, and they fall in love with...”
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“Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It...”
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