I am more famous than the Internet

omg it's josie is a 23 year old neurotic girl, famed for her hard partying ways and social slandering. She is constantly plagued by a long list of irrational fears and anxieties, quite like that of the Plaths, Tolstoys and Keats unfortunately sans the brilliance.

She indulges in too much tinseltown-talk, MacHeartattacks and poorly distilled vodka to keep her sanity. She lives with 2 awesome guys which means she finds socks in bad places. Her hamster Julius Caesar completes the family.

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