I am more famous than the Internet

omg it's josie is a 23 year old neurotic girl, famed for her hard partying ways and social slandering. She is constantly plagued by a long list of irrational fears and anxieties, quite like that of the Plaths, Tolstoys and Keats unfortunately sans the brilliance.

She indulges in too much tinseltown-talk, MacHeartattacks and poorly distilled vodka to keep her sanity. She lives with 2 awesome guys which means she finds socks in bad places. Her hamster Julius Caesar completes the family.

The internet is not serious business. More of her vapid musing can be found here and here and here.

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My agonizingly trivial Twitter updates only confirm the bone-chilling hollowness of my existence