If you’re a pancake, I’m a pancake (via)
She indulges in too much tinseltown-talk, MacHeartattacks and poorly distilled vodka to keep her sanity. She lives with 2 awesome guys which means she finds socks in bad places. Her hamster Julius Caesar completes the family.
The internet is not serious business. More of her vapid musing can be found here and here and here.
My agonizingly trivial Twitter updates only confirm the bone-chilling hollowness of my existence
